Did you hear that Cathy Parry had a salad for lunch on Wednesday? What about the fact that someone in Emet’s Crossing threw their fast food trash outside their car window?
Dramatic news doesn’t have to be all that dramatic. There are scandalous and gossip-worthy events happening all over the country, your state, your town. Don’t believe me? Talk to your neighbor about the last thing that pissed them off. I’m sure you’ll get some dirt on someone or something. But your neighbors are also human—how can you tell if they’re exaggerating the truth? What was the real story there?
Well, there’s a way to find out. If you correlated and analyzed all of your neighbors’ stories, and then all of their neighbors’, and all of their neighbors’, couldn’t you discover the truth behind them all?
Enter the UDC: The Undeniable Drama Codex. It is the Internet’s best resource for verifiable stories of dubious and low intrigue. As human beings express their lives in increasingly linear ways, the UDC predicts that we will soon be able to guess where and how the drama will happen. If you love hearing the latest gossip, you will love the articles we have in store. And, unlike talking to your neighbors, we consistently verify our content to make sure that it remains accurate to reality. Because no, Timmy didn’t actually eat a horse. He ate a decent-sized meal including one chicken breast, a half cup of peas, and one cup of mashed potatoes exactly.
J. Dout, the lead analyst for the Undeniable Drama Codex, calls his project a “cosmic library” that will lay bare the secrets of social interaction in the digital age.
“Am I a herald? Seer? A prophet of a deterministic universe? I wouldn’t say that about myself, but others certainly would,” Dout said.
Dout hopes you will take a look at his project over at https://undeniabledramacodex.com/. He assures you that it will provide you with minutes, perhaps even hours, of entertainment.
